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Weezel

Describes the smell of an overwhelming day in the car, with your sweaty brother wearing a diaper packed and sagging with deep brown poop, and you grasp open the window with desperation, but it’s hot out and there’s barely any wind.
“Ew, he smells like weezel. I think his diaper is overflowing. Oh look, his poop exceeded past the diaper line and is overflowing up his back. He is also sweating buckets.”
by Big N00r4h March 14, 2026
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Weezer

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career
Lacey: ever heard of weezer?
Raven: OMG THE BAND THATS MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION!!!
lacey: *khs*
by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025
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Weezo

Word for someone who's really short
Your a weezo
by Orange banan November 20, 2025
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Wild Weezle

Someone who skills are particuarlly refined at a video game, especially Counter-Strike. Weezle is a play on Weasel .
"Wow, The Wild Weezle dominates this game"
by Clay June 7, 2004
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wet weezle

When one jumps into a pool but naked and releases his or hers anal fluids
by Tree face December 18, 2013
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bowl-weezle

A person in a party circle who holds up the rotation by consuming a second and third hit before passing onto the rest of the group.
Taking a turn out of turn. Stop bowl-weezle'n the bowl.
by lickityspits April 15, 2014
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the weeze

A male prostitute that has a tendencies towards rim jobs for Zimma.
The weeze is realy gobblin o rings to get that goober goo.
by trill clinton May 17, 2014
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