Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.
by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009
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weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone
Man, i am totally weasel faced.
by E7Li3 January 15, 2009
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Pickle Weasel

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.
Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.
by Berico Parachute October 13, 2006
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Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.
Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn
by Silver tongued liar September 21, 2015
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Sewer Weasel

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.
by RBHoya December 17, 2006
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shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.
"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"
by Patti March 02, 2005
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Bush weasel

An annoying bush sniper in the game of call of duty. Someone who lacks proper skills in any other type of combat except sniping and hiding.
Damn little bush weasel got me again, if only i could see him. There he goes, Scampering like some sort of bush weasel.
by Skyler Clark July 21, 2008
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