weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 24, 2017

weaponized comfortability

a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change

They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025

The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.

Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.

by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023

Weapon

A very good and high performing car that also has to look cool.

The Tesla Model X is a great, high performing car however it doesn’t have the cool factor to have the honour of being a weapon.

Dave: The BMW F80 M3 Competition is a good car.

John: Wrong.

Dave: Yes it is.

John: No, the BMW F80 M3 Competition is not only good, it is a weapon!

by Bean_Pasty June 15, 2021

This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does

Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.

Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.

The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.

by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025

banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is

Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend

by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021