Waman is short for the Congolese footballer Wamangituka whos was made popular by fifa YouTuber Danny Aarons
by B1g Guy April 19, 2021
Get the Waman mug.Who the hell wants to be japanese? fuck japan,besides the fact they're like 10 times smarter and more efficient than americans
by joe pope February 26, 2005
Get the wapanese mug.Wagwan is a word describing a pure Chinese man aged 44 sitting in a blue ford van just on the sidewalk.
The man can be clearly seen by pedestrians. He is wanking off, trying to paint his windscreen with all of his jizz. Whilst doing the act he repetitively keeps on shouting in a high pitched voice, "WAAG!!!" Which can be interpreted as a mating call in the Chinese food kingdom. The man also may yell "YEEHAW!" In order to signalise that noone other than a thin Chinese woman can join in with the process, the chinese woman is forced to sit down next to him and then is forced to scream "WAAN!" In order to arouse him.
Once the windscreen is 'painted' he stands up and starts licking it up before it dries. If a pedestrian walks past it is necessary for him too wave with his penis. He is allowed to force children that are walking alone come into the van and help him lick the jizz off. The child then kicks the woman out of the car and sits down in her place, enthusiastic it closes the door and smiles. The man cries "WAGWAN!" and starts humping the child's trousers until white. The child has to stroke the penis because they are holy and sacred. The child is forced to then kiss the man's hair and feses. The ritual is over.
The holy gems get a rest. The man regenerates his gems for 2 hours and then repeats...
Keeping the child in the van and pleasuring it too.
The man can be clearly seen by pedestrians. He is wanking off, trying to paint his windscreen with all of his jizz. Whilst doing the act he repetitively keeps on shouting in a high pitched voice, "WAAG!!!" Which can be interpreted as a mating call in the Chinese food kingdom. The man also may yell "YEEHAW!" In order to signalise that noone other than a thin Chinese woman can join in with the process, the chinese woman is forced to sit down next to him and then is forced to scream "WAAN!" In order to arouse him.
Once the windscreen is 'painted' he stands up and starts licking it up before it dries. If a pedestrian walks past it is necessary for him too wave with his penis. He is allowed to force children that are walking alone come into the van and help him lick the jizz off. The child then kicks the woman out of the car and sits down in her place, enthusiastic it closes the door and smiles. The man cries "WAGWAN!" and starts humping the child's trousers until white. The child has to stroke the penis because they are holy and sacred. The child is forced to then kiss the man's hair and feses. The ritual is over.
The holy gems get a rest. The man regenerates his gems for 2 hours and then repeats...
Keeping the child in the van and pleasuring it too.
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Get the Waman mug.1)someone who is half japanese, half caucasion
this is NOT a derogatory term, despite popular belief
said person can be perfectly nice, hot, and cool
2) derogatory form of the word
means a caucasion who is obsessed with Japanese stuff
this is NOT a derogatory term, despite popular belief
said person can be perfectly nice, hot, and cool
2) derogatory form of the word
means a caucasion who is obsessed with Japanese stuff
1) Ryan's coming. You know, the Wapanese who's mom is from Japan but his dads from England? He's so hot!
2) Man, JJ is such a Wapanese. All he does it watch anime and look at manga!
2) Man, JJ is such a Wapanese. All he does it watch anime and look at manga!
by OhBurnIWin April 9, 2006
Get the Wapanese mug.Wagwan, a way of saying "What's going on?" In Jamaican English. used throughout the Jamaican diaspora, especially in South London (Pronounced a Wat-a-gwaan).
The standard response is nagwan “nothing is going on” Pronounced "nuttin nah gwaan".
The standard response is nagwan “nothing is going on” Pronounced "nuttin nah gwaan".
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