offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

Warrup

A variation of watup/whats up. you say warrup to ur best boys almost ur brothers

Warrup bro?

Nothin much man, what about you?

by Yogobaba July 25, 2009

Keyboard Warrior

A person who acts tough, or puts down others over the internet.

"Dude this guy was being a Keyboard Warrior to me last night."

"What'd he say?"

"He said I was a stupid and an immature little noob."

by AZNSMADERICE! October 17, 2009

Frat Water

Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.

fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.

gdi: what's frat water?

by The Vines December 12, 2010

California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

Zulu Warrior

In rugby when your first try(score) is scored, you are required to remove your clothing, either after the match or at the social, and run around naked or doing something naked... it then ends when you shoot the boot.(drinking a beer from yours or someone's rugby cleat)

Hey! Zulu warrior... come on and shoot the boot. You Zulu warrior... "It's not gay we're all teammates."

by ksu zulu warrior January 19, 2009