twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing

we drank Christmas water in the halls

by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018

Spooky Water

Jizz

When you about to Spooky Water but the priest ask you to leave the funeral

by Ben69Dover420 October 5, 2017

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018

water pollution

The addition of harmful chemicals to natural water. Sources of water pollution in the United States include industrial waste, run-off from fields treated with chemical fertilisers, and run-off from areas that have been mined.

source - dictionary.com

The control of air and water pollution has been greatly strengthened.

by Fred the painter February 26, 2018

Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018