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Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"
by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013
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waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"
Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk
by Drivetribe January 14, 2018
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hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015
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Kinnett wasted

Jarred and I got Kinnett wasted last weekend.
by Floridaboy October 10, 2013
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Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
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Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.
Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!
by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012
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DaPhNe WaStEd

To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.
Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .
by anonymous April 7, 2022
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