When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
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Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
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My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.
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Get the Walmark mug.I suffered Walmausea when I found myself downwind from a women at Walmart that smelled like a bowling alley. She actually left a wake of foul odor. I was Walmauseated.
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