Walmart Breakup

When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.

I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.

by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016

Walmart Associate

The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.

Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.

by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017

Walmart

A place that if you work there your a puppet on a string nothing else

Hey you you work here right oh yea pos walmart

by Flaahhh January 7, 2018

Walmart Welfare

The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.

My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.

by Princess Punkass December 16, 2017

Walmark

Alternate spelling of Walmart.

i was over there at yalls walmark yesterday

by ntsprsts May 10, 2018

Walmausea

The nausea felt when you are shopping at Walmart and disgusted by the people shopping

I suffered Walmausea when I found myself downwind from a women at Walmart that smelled like a bowling alley. She actually left a wake of foul odor. I was Walmauseated.

by Luke812 October 18, 2018

Walmart Breakdown

A breakdown in a song so good that you could trash/destroy a Walmart to it.

Dude, did you here that Walmart Breakdown in that Tallah song?! So sick!

by DeathArsenal November 9, 2018