Definitions by rocky-roadhouse-icecream
swolcaine
Did you see the guy who died in a bathtub packed full of swolcaine? Wish I could snag a bucket of that shit, he was swol as fuck.
swolcaine by rocky-roadhouse-icecream May 30, 2018
Walmart Breakup
When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
Walmart Breakup by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016
ethiopian roulette
When you aren't sure if the food in the fridge is still good but you're too cheap to throw it away and eat it anyway.
I played and lost Ethiopian Roulette last night. Eating ancient pepperoni from the back of the fridge is just asking for a prolapse.
ethiopian roulette by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 15, 2016