Did you see the guy who died in a bathtub packed full of swolcaine? Wish I could snag a bucket of that shit, he was swol as fuck.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream April 26, 2018
When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream March 21, 2016
When you aren't sure if the food in the fridge is still good but you're too cheap to throw it away and eat it anyway.
I played and lost Ethiopian Roulette last night. Eating ancient pepperoni from the back of the fridge is just asking for a prolapse.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream March 22, 2016