dope slap

A light "whappp" to the back of the head, done with an open palm in an upward motion. The physical equivalent of the phrase, "Whatta you, a moron?!"

Someone oughta give that damn Illinois driver a dope slap for driving like an idiot!

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003

vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010

verbal slap

A sentence comprising of almost all cuss words.

Verbal Slap

That asshole bastard bitched about fucking that slutty cunt!

by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

Saruman slap

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

by wupthefuckingdoo April 11, 2009

slap bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.

I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.

by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016

slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004

spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 6, 2007