Crew Wife

A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.

Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.

by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011

Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.

Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"

by hotdilflover February 14, 2023

Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.

My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.

by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019

wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018

Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"

I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife

by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022