cortland weiner 

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

cortland weiner by @er905 April 24, 2010

Gangster Weiner

When one is putting on a condom and and your weiner gets soft cause its too gangster for safety

I can't use condoms because I get gangster weiner

Gangster Weiner by nozad November 4, 2021

evan weiner 

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

evan weiner by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

pee-pee weiner 

uncut, moderate length, sensitive head, perfect frenulum, NO SMEGMA!! properly and regularly jelqed, condom on 24/7.

me: bruh stop messing with your penis!
pea man: its NOT my penis!! its my pee-pee weiner!

pee-pee weiner by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022

The Cassandra Weiner Disease 

A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.

Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..

Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.

The Cassandra Weiner Disease by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023

hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass

"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!

hot weiner salad by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

meaner weiner  

if your little and a person doesnt do what you want or they donty agree

No lets get on the roof you meaner weiner

meaner weiner by Que esta Tomas January 22, 2008