Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.
by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009
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stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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Pickle Weasel

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.
Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.
by Berico Parachute October 13, 2006
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Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.
Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn
by Silver tongued liar September 21, 2015
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Sewer Weasel

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.
by RBHoya December 17, 2006
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shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.
"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"
by Patti March 02, 2005
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Bum Weasel

Awwwwh, I love you, my bum weasel!
by Skorge1 June 14, 2013
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