Blacho Wasted

The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.

Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!

Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!

Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!

by Kyle man November 15, 2012

Waste of mouth

A wasted effort to explain something

“Why do I have to explain that? It’s a waste of mouth!” -the applicant said to the interviewer

by guzzelle April 02, 2019

Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 08, 2013

DaPhNe WaStEd

To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.

Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .

by April 08, 2022

embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 27, 2012

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 07, 2022

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 06, 2022