by guzzelle April 2, 2019

by Thestupidpodcaster December 14, 2021

Condition of being so incredibly drunk that you cannot function, perform any action, or speak successfully. originated in detroit area, MI
pernounced Ways-tasted
pernounced Ways-tasted
hey yo im waste-acetid! i cannot even fuggin consintrate on wutever im fuggin bou fi negg shha bit, ya know?
by ulambator January 30, 2008

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012

When you buy an item or service and the item or service is lacking in getting its job done you know most of the next gen consoles those are waste of shit things are not made like they used to be used in a sentence
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 8, 2018

by Expo314 May 17, 2012
