albuquerque acid wash

When you ejaculate on your partner and urinate it off.

Barbera never felt so clean or so dirty the night she had her very first Albuquerque acid wash.

by Burke Campbell February 19, 2009

it's a wash

A saying meaning "it's a wasted effort" or "all is lost".

Possibly a reference to King John of England who lost his Crown Jewels and everything in his baggage train while attempting to take a shortcut across the Wash, which is an estuary in northeast England that floods. His baggage train was partway across it when the tide came in and lives and treasure were lost.

After waiting hours for their favorite celebrity to emerge from the backstage door, the girls gave up. "It's a wash; he's already gone out some other way."

by SummerWren September 11, 2011

Pressure Wash

making a woman orgasm so hard that her orgasm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.

I pounded Tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch...yeaaa boi

by DLAZ February 12, 2007

hoe wash

when you don't have time to take a bath or shower, but you need to freshen up fast. standing by the sink or sitting on the toilet, clean with wash cloth or hand and soap. BKA "washing the essentials."

girl, i didn't have time to take a bath before he came over so i did a hoe wash real quick before he got here.

by dd2004 October 9, 2006

Western white wash

The act of ejactulating in someone's mouth, only to have them spit the load on the palm of your open hand so you can slap them across the face with it.

A humiliating act invent from drug induced conversations at Western Michigan University.

"Michelle is such a bitch I want to give her a western white wash to put her in her place."

'SLAP!' "How do you like that!"

by sko February 27, 2005

ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.

How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.

by Redden May 31, 2011

the teary eyed knob wash

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009