Wankey

Masturbating furiously while hanging from a tree

"Dude, why the fuck were you being a Wankey at school?!" "BECAUSE I NEEDED THE RUSH!!!!!"

by Unknowablefire June 18, 2015

Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.

Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?

by Nikuzan August 28, 2017

wadey

A really cool girls nickname/last name

I love that wadey girl

by Wadey herself December 11, 2019

Fart Wake

The trail of odor that clings to your pants after a pungent fart. The more powerful the fart wake, the longer the invisible cape of stink billowing behind.

"Don't walk behind me Thomas - you're right in the slipstream of my fart wake."

by lowercase_dave February 4, 2009

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

Wake the Dragon

The first bonfire of the season. Always accompanied with drinks and lawn games.

Broseph1: Broseph, I know you're coming to Wake the Dragon at my place on Saturday.

Broseph2: You know it Broseph!

by dexbuddy May 24, 2009

wakeup

A word used to describe crystal meth in the city of Las Vegas. Likely named for the effect of Methamphetamine keeping one awake constantly.

Your grandma looks all tweaked out on that wakeup!

by Martha Lil' bit June 15, 2014