Violinist

The cocky members of an orchestra that always have the lead in songs. They always have to play faster than the rest of the orchestra, and louder.

They are those who play the violin. The violin is essentially, the child of the - far superior - viola, which was created prior to the violin.

A violinist is basically the skin, hair, and outer body of an orchestra. A violist is basically the limbs and muscles of the body. The cellists and bassists are basically the blood and nerves.

And as we all know, all that matters, is what is on the inside. Take this from a violist.

How many violinists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nine. One to change the lightbulb, and eight others to stand around looking good.

by Triathlor January 6, 2019

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Violinist

An individual who plays the violin, the smaller, higher pitched, homosexual cousin of the viola. As all true musicians know, the violin is the instrument equivalent of a Soy Boy, that is to say weaker, lacking testosterone, more narrow at the shoulders, and whinier. By the Hermetic principle of "as above, so below" we can therefore conclude that the Violinist, too, is an effeminate subhuman turbo-virgin.

If you or a loved one suffers from being a Violinist, consider buying them a better instrument, say, a Viola.

"Hey you wanted to find a Violinist to play in your Kansas tribute band, right? Why don't you look on Grindr?'

by BitterViolist October 14, 2019

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