This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018

vomitface

One who's face causes those who see it to vomit

Oh look at her/him *bleeuuugghh* totes awks such a vomitface

by meabhisqueenoftheworld January 4, 2012

mental vomit

A term to describe how you felt when you saw something that you hated, but had to put up with and/or couldn't mention, usu. because it belongs to a friend.
Used in bitching, can be abbreviated as in (b), for text/shorthand speech.
Note- not for when soemthing ACTUALLY makes you feel sick.

' Linda's handbag mad me mentally vomit, but she was wearing it all day.'

(b)Linda's bag-mental vomit!

by 118robotrobot November 24, 2007

Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.

Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.

by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 20, 2010

Cock Vomit

Popular Hawaiian Ska band. Born at a Easter BBQ near Paki Hale this innovative band is fronted by renowned crooner Marc Price. Backed by basist Peter Manfredo and organist Richard Head. Popular songs include "Nut Butter" "Population Paste" "Milkshake" and "Ejacula and the Swim Team."

We went to Anna Bananas to see the band "Cock Vomit."

by ryelorius May 18, 2011

vomitrocious

The term used by the character Brenda Chenowith in Six Feet Under to describe the ceremony of her parents renewing their marital bonds.

Billy: So, wasn’t that ceremony unbelievably—

Brenda: Pitiful? Pathetic? Or maybe a word that hasn’t been invented yet. Vomitrocious. Is that a word?

by The Long Defeat March 2, 2005

vomitorium

A room, usually only in a well-to-do Ancient Roman house, where one went to vomit between courses. In Ancient Rome it was fashionable to eat gluttonous amounts of food. The ultimate expression of this, usually by the upper crust, was to eat a meal so huge that one could not physically finish it unless one took breaks to vomit.

The vomitorium was the product of the accepted practice of bulemia.

Ancient Roman: I can't eat another bite. Excuse me while I visit the vomitorium. (Enter's vomitorium and pukes guts out) Ahhhh, much better. I'm ready for the second course!

by David Jedziniak September 12, 2006