ultimate fighting

a common misconception for the sport of mixed martial arts as the front runner is the ultimate fighting championchips this term came about when the ultimate fighter series aired causing many people who dont know about the sport to call the sport as a whole ultimate fighting when its really mixed martial arts. this is an easy way to tell who knows about the sport and who is a "tuf noob" a common way to tell is someone who wears tapout from hottopic and refers to fighters by their nicknames and calls them ultimate fighters

jim-dude did you see the ultimate fighting last night iceman lidell got knocked out by rampage jackson it was sick
tyler-wow your idiot its called mixed martial arts and chuck leaves his hands around his waist
jim-are you sure i think its called ultimate fighting
tyler- wow you really are a tuf noob

by tyler a July 27, 2008

ultimate blumpkin

The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ultimate male experience.

"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"

by Blumpking777 December 9, 2008

Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.

"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

by DragonLegion March 13, 2009

Ultimate Warrior

1)A crazy man who changed his last name to match his wrestling persona: WARRIOR.

2)Anyone who is racist, bigoted, homophobic, or feels that there are "right" and "wrong" opinions.

3)A person who is uncaring towards people of a lesser standard.

4)Insane.

The Ultimate Warrior is nuts.

by Zero April 8, 2005

ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.

Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion

by Ryan March 6, 2004

Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.

by The Negro Ninja July 30, 2008

ultimate shoes

Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.

George has ultimate shoes.

His shoes are the ultimate.

by Clanad September 25, 2007