twitter humor

that feeling when kids on twitter (as well as discord, tiktok, etc) try to be funny

overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that aren’t really funny are all examples of twitter humor

by zeteri_smthn July 16, 2023

Twitter Hubris

1. The act of over-tweeting pointless details of one's own personal life and/or opinions. You can often recognize a person with Twitter Hubris as you scroll through your timeline and realize that every other tweet is from that same person. Twitter Hubris can sometimes lead to one's own downfall.

2. Tweeting with delusions of grandeur, arrogance, and/or pride.

1. @Ochocinco's Twitter Hubris has been quieted by his poor performance season with the Patriots.

2. Inebriation, rude people and/or bad customer service are common triggers for @Chrissyteigen's Twitter Hubris

by sdkliving November 15, 2011

Twitter-camping

(v) The act of regularly sending tweets (via Twitter) while following a major broadcasted event with the intent of drumming up viral attention from other Twitter users following the same major event.

@twitteruser gained over 300 new followers from Twitter-camping the presidential debates. It seemed like other people were making the same comments/jokes, but he was just posting them first, so everyone was retweeting him.

by RicepirateMick June 27, 2013

Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.

Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021

twitter nigga

Someone who is on Twitter 24/7, tweeting reckless non-sense that would cause fights and confrontations in person.

Rod why are you always on Twitter? You tweet too much, you're such a Twitter nigga.

by Jonathan Velasquez June 8, 2016

Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009