Twister

n. 1. A violent, destructive rotary ascending movement of a column of air, usually cause by warm & cool air fronts colliding, usually associated with thunderstorms, "T- clouds", & other such clouds..

That damn twister(tornado) took my sister and someday it'll either take me or I'll survive it!!!
"A twister has an angel's wings but the heart of a devil"- (1996) "Tornado!" film

by Anonygnostymo217 March 27, 2019

Kabob twister

When you are in the middle of a threesome and you flip the partner in the air to switch holes.

“me and Chad last night gave Suzy a kabob twister to freshen up the day.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 4, 2019

albanian titty twister

the action of cutting off ones breast with a condom with frozen cum

justin:yo Justin, you hear larry got the albanian titty twister gabe: thats gross

by albanianalbanian October 2, 2025

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.

"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"

by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021

Twister

That game you played with your uncle last night, the one involving beating, spanking, drinking each other and chicken choking. Your nose would have also been more snowy than Christmas morning. If you were really brave then you would have crawled between his legs.

"Mum!, Uncle stan played Twister with me last night!"
"eh?"

by tasty noodles July 4, 2018

Tassie Twister

The Tassie twister is a form of phallic act designed to be performed by a Tasmanian sports person in pursuit of funding and sponsorship for a professional sporting career.

I heard he secured a 5 year contract by performing the Tassie twister

by hribarits September 22, 2023