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by The Sugar Don April 5, 2023
Get the Ball Tugger mug.Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v): The act of being so overtaken by an enjoyable activity / lifestyle / hobby / person/ mindstate that it results in a complete and total abandonment of social networking/ email/ Facebook updates / text message response / chores / technological and realtime communications / efficiency in general / etc.
Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v): "Yo what happened to tristan? He hasn't been answering his emails and def has not updated his Facebook status in like 2 weeks..." -- "Don't worry 'bout him he's just retreating 2 rapture."
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Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
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