by Jack Hymn November 19, 2007
a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.
Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.
by SicAssMic April 12, 2009
"Last night I went down on a girl I met at the bar."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."
by Cuntty McCunterson January 09, 2012
"I was with this pig last night, and I went to house that tuna pita, but I couldn't see past that big ol' furburger."
by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 25, 2004
1. "Damn, Kelsey really needs to clean her tuna pie."
2. "I gotta admit, I didn't mind having Monica's tuna pie for lunch."
2. "I gotta admit, I didn't mind having Monica's tuna pie for lunch."
by twoeightyoneci April 11, 2008
When one lesbian rubs her titty on another lesbians vagina after a long day of work, thus making the tity smell of tuna.
by Melon_Head February 02, 2014
(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners
Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004