Pussy Treat

Tampons.......

My girlfriend was on the rag so she gave herself a pussy treat.

by DJPissonu November 27, 2011

Treated

(Adjective) Something that has a positive connotation.

(When someone gives you something you like) "oh my, I am so treated!"

(When you finally finish your final day of work for the week) "Wow, this is so treated!"

(When you wake up feeling ill) "I am definitely not feeling treated"

by Luke (Spook) January 4, 2021

Trick or Treat

Suddenly everything's alright
Everything is cool
Hey dudes I like your style
It's the way it should
Maybe you'll see
Someone's put a spell on me
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
Knock, knock, knockin'
For a sweet surprise

It's a trick or treat
See my face true up in the skies
If ever we should meet
Maybe you'll see
Someone's put a spell on me

Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
So let's rock
Rock, rock
Rock, rock
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
We're gonna rock it on DOWN!

by Txorromorro March 31, 2025

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

Reeses Dog Treat

When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings

Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome
Guy 2: ur weird

by BigAnalLicker June 2, 2020

Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023