Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.

Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.

by connsume January 11, 2020

Looney Toot

A crazy prostitute

“I can’t promise that a looney toot won’t show up”
“That girl right there is a looney toot.”

by Mango11910 July 14, 2020

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.

That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.

by Tootgirl August 31, 2017