Lama tool

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.

Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.

by Dty86 May 17, 2008

Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

by sashbri2 May 23, 2009

Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

So Long U Tool

Abbreviation for SLUT
Another way of saying slut

Girl: "c u next tuesday suckkerr"
Boy: "So Long U Tool :)"

by Anna Burlow December 29, 2010

toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

toily

A really lame way of saying toilet.

"excuse me, my tummy hurts, I'm gonna go sit on the toily for a while."

by April Landers September 20, 2007