The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.
Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."
by Tactical BJ May 31, 2010
Get the Toilet Serpentinemug. by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016
Get the Toilet Kissmug. when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin
by toiletpainter October 1, 2010
Get the paint the toiletmug. When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.
*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
by peanutismint July 9, 2009
Get the Toilet Replymug. Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"
by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006
Get the Toilet Birthmug. The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.
Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."
by Toilet Paper Police August 8, 2005
Get the toilet papermug. 