I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
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Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing
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Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing
by Yodellegend May 27, 2018
Get the Smart failing mug.A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.
Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
by TravelLogix April 12, 2020
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by Black Topper October 28, 2017
Get the Netflix & fail mug.When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".
"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
by One with Burliegh May 24, 2016
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Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.
by Airman Spiff July 14, 2012
Get the Fail Mail mug.A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
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Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
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Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 30, 2011
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