Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away

"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."

by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022

Abdob Zoom

When a person plays cs:go and he doublezooms with the awp and walks around like that.

Why the fuck are you double zoomed in man??

Its called the Abdob Zoom you retard!!

by Strutsen78 February 6, 2017

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

Zoom Room

A room, usually a home office setup, typically used for zoom or video conference calls.

“My zoom room has a vanity book case”

by Sfgfbf February 9, 2021

Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

by Cyire September 20, 2022

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

ZOOM

Getting out of the room

Kate: sorry bob gotta ZOOM

by the big GAYYYYY February 21, 2019