by USFAL March 08, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Todd Watsons come off as being nice at first, but they are really total assholes. And cheap as hell to boot.
They think they know everything, and nobody can do anything better than them. They will also carry a grudge to the grave. They should be avoided at all costs!
They think they know everything, and nobody can do anything better than them. They will also carry a grudge to the grave. They should be avoided at all costs!
And then he went all Todd Watson on me! is what someone says whenever a person completely loses their shit over some insignificant thing.
by twatsky December 19, 2016
Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
"Wow! Jeffrey has got that Todd Todd sauce about him tonight!"
"Check out Jeffrey's outfit and his new car! He's got that Todd Todd sauce!"
"Check out Jeffrey's outfit and his new car! He's got that Todd Todd sauce!"
by jay-stiner October 06, 2021
1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012