The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.

*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"

by sniperphobia February 22, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

dirty sniper

To put ones penis down the barrel of a sniper rifle and then later eat ones own poop

Man did you hear that guy died of to much dirty sniper

by Not a real doctor February 28, 2021

sniper deer

A YouTube channel who does not make good videos but gets subs anyways.

Sniper deer is weird

by Wordman59420 April 21, 2022

skank sniper

A guy who goes to a bar/club/party and successfully nails multiple high-value targets (girls) in one night.

Tony Stark is such a skank sniper.

by JonFuckingSnow April 12, 2014

SNIPER JACK

to perform be act of masturbation after using any substance that creates the urge to masturbate in an obvious location out of sight from any witnesses

after eating a handful of MINI THINS the young man went under the trampoline to SNIPER JACK the neighbor's wife.

by Nathan Itsyounotme July 17, 2025