promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .

don’t go to promise academy!

by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

American Promise

n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.

Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.

by eXDax July 1, 2008

Promise brand

A defunt brand of butter

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023

God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022

Promise

A word meaning you will do something when/if you say you will do it or to some people (one direction) words that mean nothing to you.

Promise☺

(Ofc this is a joke tho , love the boys and as long as they r happy it does matter)

by Sjbdajxb April 9, 2021