cabbage patch

A womans bush when it is grown out

She had a cabbage patch shave

by kodierer March 9, 2005

diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.

Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.

by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005

cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006

tramp patch

A small patch of hair above a man's ass crack.

Stephanie loves my tramp patch.

by Suberstud April 22, 2017

patch snatch

The small pouch above the vagina

She has a big patch snatch

by jammynose February 15, 2014

patch rag

A rag one uses to clean their patch, aka their smelly crotch

Katie, stop hanging your smelly patch rag by the sink!

by Ddebs June 20, 2015

dead patch

A patch of deadness

Look at that dead patch

by Lou27277 June 23, 2016