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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
mugGet the flute trombonemug.
Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh
by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024
mugGet the Phillipino glass jungle flutemug.

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night
by mrh@nky May 8, 2017
mugGet the Blue vein flutemug.
“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023
mugGet the National kiss a flute player daymug.

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 6, 2009
mugGet the flute tech.mug.

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play
Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece
by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019
mugGet the shit flutemug.

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting
Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
mugGet the Toot Flutemug.

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