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Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
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Corn Sludge

derrogitory/slang term for HFCS
Most drinks have corn sludge in them, not pure sugar.
Corn Sludge has replaced sugar in sodas.
by M0T0RH3D November 5, 2006
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Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation
{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"
by driver_wanted November 3, 2009
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loose corn

Loose corn is used to describe corn that is not in the natural cob state. It can come in a can, frozen or have just been manually removed from the cob. Just saying "corn" isn't clear so we must conform to the binary options of "loose corn" or "corn on the cob".
Edric: Let's order the corn. Does that sound good to you?
Veronica: Depends on if it's loose corn or corn on the cob.
Edric: Good call, this isn't completely clear and madness. Let's check with the waiter.
by thisisedric December 17, 2019
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crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.
“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”
by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021
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Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"
by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019
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corn dyke

a lesbian who is from or currently resides in the state of Nebraska.
"so did you find out if she was a corn dyke or not?"

"yep, she digs chicks."
by destanie August 7, 2009
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