Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022
Get the Waste Puppetmug. The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.
Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012
Get the Vanessa Wastedmug. Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015
Get the hood wastedmug. A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.
Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.
by deletedexe January 14, 2023
Get the Wasted Kingmug. When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*
Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...
*blah blah blah*
*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*
Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...
*blah blah blah*
*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*
Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
by stilltryingforwordoftheday May 22, 2009
Get the toxically wastedmug. After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious March 5, 2014
Get the Book Wastedmug. To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.
by anonymous April 7, 2022
Get the DaPhNe WaStEdmug.