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The Walking Dead 

A show better than fucking coronation street:)
Person: Did your watch coronation street last night?
Amazing person: No thats shit, I did watch the walking dead tho
The Walking Dead by Nunyahhhhh February 12, 2018
A place of mysteries and unknowns. Where you can catch your daily dose of memes and fortnite
Adam: Jerry what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm doing The web Adam...
The web by LampStudiosDefinitions November 29, 2018

the worst youtuber on earth 

Person one: Hey who’s the worst youtuber on earth.
Everyone in fucking existence: Morgz

split the winnings 

To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.
"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)

texting the water 

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
texting the water by Mpaper July 6, 2011

down the word hole 

An expression describing an irresistibly compelling addiction to creating and submitting words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.
Sometimes I am so deeply down the word hole so late into the night that I can barely keep my eyes open anymore.