decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

by phillydrifter December 15, 2010

smokin that pack

When someone brings up a dead person in a rude or disrespectful way.

yo i heard the queen died smokin that pack

by grgrgrggrgr October 4, 2022

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

by Teek1247 June 14, 2017

Queef-packing

Intentionally creating air pressure inside the vagina to induce flesh orchestra

Sarah is a freak she loves queef-packing before she finishes

by Vagmashmonster September 1, 2019

Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

Laugh Pack

A term used when your friends only laugh at each others jokes but never at yours even when they are an absolute banger.

Man, Mason and Evan only laugh at each others and never at mine or Josh's, I bet they are in a laugh pack.

by aaaaaddddddddd October 18, 2018