jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.

girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes

by jesus646 October 8, 2018

jesus

a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.

ya'll need jesus!!!!

by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015

jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱

by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021

jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists

Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?

by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019