Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists

Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?

by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019

Jesus

My straight up homeboy from heaven

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven

by RainTube September 21, 2018

jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.

girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes

by jesus646 October 8, 2018

jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.

jesus is not anyone savior

by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion

Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE

by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021