Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months

Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”

by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024

Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

by AnB34 July 25, 2024

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

hallway hamster

An individual who wanders a dorm room hallway waiting for someone to give them attention

Bro I just saw a kid walk pace up and down the hallway.
Yeah that's Eric, he's such a hallway hamster

by MilkyTreeCandy January 24, 2023

Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.

“I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”

by Oeedme March 1, 2024

hamster gangster

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator

Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.

by Creator April 16, 2016