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Tahmeed = cheeky cock gobbler

A man who gobbles cock quicker than usan bolt can run
Mate that guy is deffo tahmeed = cheeky cock gobbler
by Reuben pooben October 9, 2017
mugGet the Tahmeed = cheeky cock gobblermug.

Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican
Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well
by Doucherag December 18, 2004
mugGet the Dog shit-eating knob gobblermug.

willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler

dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.
by Willys mama September 27, 2011
mugGet the willy wonkas everlasting knob gobblermug.

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
by Squam King December 20, 2008
mugGet the Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobblermug.
a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
mugGet the cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fuckermug.

gobbler

extra skin that hangs from your chin,

looks like a double chin
"wow that girl has a huge gobbler!"
by yamumma (; March 11, 2010
mugGet the gobblermug.

tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.
M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”
by DiRizzle February 24, 2024
mugGet the tornado cobbler gobblermug.

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