Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

law of chef

This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.

Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9

by lennyface May 26, 2017

Cheffing

Northern slang: Throwing up

Me and my mate went out last night, he can’t hold his drink, he was cheffing all over

by Big beefy balls September 11, 2021

cheffing

To cook food on a higher level than a quick simple meal, as if one is a chef.

I always cook for my girlfriend, but I am cheffing for her this time. Everything will be made from scratch. It will take longer, but nothing will be prepackaged.

by mil-town-414 September 8, 2022

cheffing

the act of being a chef, acting like a chef, or doing chef-related actions

Caroline: I was cheffing so hard today!!!!!!

by toesmademedothis December 21, 2022

Chef Ozzzy

An AMAZING Bad Ass Chef

Damn, that food was awesome! That's some Chef Ozzzy who made it!

by Ozzzy December 11, 2017

Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014