Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson

German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"

by morch June 30, 2010

o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

by robertoblanco June 28, 2011

Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas

"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!

by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010

Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible

Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding

by EarlyToBed January 23, 2010

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

style-card

Communication and sharing of information thru MySpace and facebook is critical now. Create a style-card - the ultimate social networking tool. It's a big world out there - get found.

hey. Here's my style-card - let's hook up.

by L Miller October 19, 2007

Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014