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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 19, 2012
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pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."
by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017
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Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 4, 2006
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Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.
see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"
by sapien_red April 10, 2021
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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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lame brain

person: whats 2x2?
other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know.
first person: wow what a lame brain.
by BLG3143 February 19, 2009
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big brain

when someone is so stupid theyre actually smart
person 1: omg this isnt a table its a window omg
person 2: big brain
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
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