When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.
After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.
by Wes Rupp da Muppet October 05, 2015
an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.
by wet armadillo April 18, 2011
Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.
You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007
John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.
by Broomy3 January 10, 2012
A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach
by Young Roach March 23, 2012
A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.
by sablefish July 28, 2011
A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks
by Stejay March 10, 2007