Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018

Gas-brakin

Gas-brakin. v. 1. the art of driving by pressing the gas pedal more than you should, then the brake pedal over and over, instead of just using cruise control; causing everyone in the car to get car sick even if they do not get car sick. This usually leads to everyone being very mad and the in-experienced driver.

"On the 4hr drive to the airport, I thought we were all going to kill Josh. He was gas-brakin the whole trip, even on the interstate!"

by CharlestonSmith1 September 8, 2009

gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

gas-pasty

A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.

Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here

by Nat Reely March 5, 2011

Trapped Gas

When you have gas that is inside your body but doesnt want to come out. Some what like being constipated but instead of stool its gas.

"I ate those boiled eggs earlier today and now i have trapped gas."

by Monster504 December 23, 2011

Stepping Gas

During a running workout farts are released with each step

I had stepping gas for almost a half mile today!

by daparkster February 21, 2009

Gas Shaker

When someone twerks and rips ass at the same time after an intense Taco Bell Tuesday.

Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023