purse cat

A cat you can hold by all four legs with one hand without the cat putting up a fight
Oh yeah our cat is a purse cat
by HoodCat2030 November 15, 2021
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cunt purse

SG Gowens
by Racheal Linger November 11, 2022
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Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
by Tominator February 04, 2023
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Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin
Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?
by S_perma January 12, 2019
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Pursed

The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.
My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.
by Frank Palace June 22, 2022
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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