Having a particularly shitty day
After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.
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1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008
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"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
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