Texas Hanky

When outside and you need to blow your nose, you hold the clear nostril shut with a finger and blow a booger out the other on to the parking lot. Its more eco-friendly because you use no paper. Works better if they're a little on the wet side.

Fred - Oh man did you see that old woman blow that booger on the ground?

Ed - That's a Texas Hanky.

by workforlivn May 6, 2014

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Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014

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Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

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Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.

Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

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Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green

1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.

by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020

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