tender sweet meat

Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.

Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.

by Allison's Giant Bush January 27, 2010

Tender Owl

A person that believes that all problems can be solved by a warm embrace and kind words.

Hey! There's no need to fight. It's okay to be a tender owl sometimes.

by Haegerbomb July 14, 2011

Taide

German name not a common one. Just like this dude.

Hey Taide !

by Julien93 February 15, 2017

Tendah (Tender)

Can be used in oh so many different ways; universally. History: Named by two kids Dan and Suzanne from Massachusetts. It was at first used normaly as in "Oh look at the baby over there, soooo tender and maternal."
A loud lesbian then expanded this word especially at a Summer college class in Maine. It is now used many different ways. Embellishing the word and over-using it is part of it's charm.
This word sprung the usage of "rare" or "prime" or "medium rare."

Dude, that chick is oh so Tendah (Tender)." "This meat is wicked tender.

by C Dawg$ June 30, 2010

Crispy tender

When u deep fry your penis and then beat it

Oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.

by Traffic4gays April 16, 2017

tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

tenderness

An upset caucasian woman who is easily persuaded by the comforting words of an African American male. Often used in love ballads as a filler word. The ambiguity of the word adds to the it's allure.

All you need in your life is love and tenderness.

by Chad G Funk June 27, 2008